Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 131837 | 2021-09-04 16:15:53 | 158.16 | 98% |
| 124837 | 2020-11-11 02:02:49 | 162.96 | 99% |
| 114360 | 2019-12-13 20:00:15 | 152.04 | 97% |
| 112008 | 2019-10-26 17:29:03 | 134.92 | 97% |
| 109964 | 2019-09-29 05:35:25 | 143.57 | 98% |
| 102122 | 2019-04-19 01:19:00 | 145.15 | 97% |
| 102086 | 2019-04-18 04:21:35 | 142.31 | 98% |
| 93277 | 2019-02-19 04:34:48 | 139.52 | 96% |
| 89598 | 2018-12-25 03:32:08 | 134.85 | 97% |
| 83970 | 2018-12-03 00:35:52 | 123.54 | 97% |
| 78716 | 2018-10-25 03:44:42 | 131.46 | 96% |
| 71545 | 2018-09-28 02:10:41 | 124.61 | 97% |
| 66191 | 2018-09-07 19:20:15 | 112.32 | 96% |
| 65724 | 2018-09-06 21:37:22 | 107.94 | 96% |
| 55015 | 2018-06-20 18:41:00 | 121.29 | 96% |
| 45380 | 2018-01-10 20:24:19 | 113.80 | 96% |
| 43426 | 2017-12-17 03:21:51 | 108.88 | 96% |
| 38450 | 2017-10-19 18:47:19 | 109.34 | 97% |
| 29057 | 2017-07-19 14:49:40 | 106.26 | 96% |
| 18958 | 2017-06-07 15:54:34 | 114.71 | 97% |
| 17634 | 2017-06-02 21:37:01 | 103.37 | 88% |
| 16907 | 2017-05-29 17:15:03 | 76.99 | 81% |
| 13231 | 2017-05-07 17:59:20 | 112.79 | 96% |
| 12557 | 2017-05-04 22:31:49 | 108.93 | 92% |
| 8102 | 2017-04-01 19:34:39 | 114.09 | 92% |
| 6758 | 2017-03-18 14:18:48 | 101.00 | 93% |
| 6533 | 2017-03-14 23:43:24 | 106.15 | 95% |
| 4364 | 2017-02-14 22:07:04 | 120.56 | 96% |
| 1470 | 2016-12-02 21:30:55 | 112.03 | 97% |
| 893 | 2016-11-21 13:27:18 | 95.84 | 90% |
| 124 | 2016-11-05 11:43:15 | 103.81 | 94% |