Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1896 | 2018-07-17 06:43:46 | 46.69 | 95% |
| 1770 | 2018-07-12 05:34:23 | 48.73 | 96% |