Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24695 | 2020-08-18 09:18:35 | 169.08 | 99% |
| 24466 | 2020-08-12 21:31:23 | 165.27 | 99% |
| 18836 | 2019-06-10 08:19:47 | 171.14 | 99% |
| 5283 | 2018-06-16 05:42:50 | 164.98 | 99% |
| 4775 | 2018-06-08 15:40:20 | 166.29 | 99% |
| 3936 | 2018-05-13 03:22:57 | 149.10 | 98% |
| 3135 | 2018-04-25 04:32:28 | 161.24 | 99% |