Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12328 | 2022-01-23 16:22:05 | 79.98 | 98% |
| 10763 | 2021-07-15 03:15:46 | 78.82 | 97% |
| 9838 | 2021-03-06 02:39:43 | 83.32 | 98% |
| 8210 | 2020-01-29 10:04:22 | 78.21 | 98% |
| 8185 | 2020-01-25 13:36:22 | 78.17 | 99% |