Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 98610 | 2023-10-24 22:04:33 | 128.57 | 98.8% |
| 98452 | 2023-10-20 15:23:03 | 120.07 | 97.6% |
| 87679 | 2021-05-28 13:07:45 | 96.86 | 96% |
| 77792 | 2020-09-16 19:39:05 | 118.65 | 99% |
| 74307 | 2019-08-24 22:40:07 | 114.29 | 98% |
| 72058 | 2019-07-15 10:42:34 | 130.24 | 100% |
| 69900 | 2019-02-22 22:11:32 | 124.94 | 98% |
| 66659 | 2019-01-06 15:13:31 | 117.36 | 98% |
| 66582 | 2019-01-05 19:36:42 | 138.30 | 99% |
| 58591 | 2018-09-24 16:50:21 | 127.78 | 100% |
| 53962 | 2017-08-18 22:21:19 | 110.99 | 98% |
| 52224 | 2017-07-22 12:57:32 | 123.00 | 99% |
| 50352 | 2017-06-17 21:30:38 | 87.08 | 98% |
| 47367 | 2017-04-22 22:33:16 | 130.18 | 98% |
| 46796 | 2017-04-12 21:15:11 | 131.69 | 99% |
| 45056 | 2017-03-23 23:42:48 | 105.56 | 91% |
| 43809 | 2017-01-31 02:55:59 | 106.94 | 91% |