And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 98251 | 2023-10-14 01:50:06 | 68.02 | 97.9% |
| 97642 | 2023-10-02 23:59:27 | 134.50 | 97.9% |
| 96335 | 2023-08-30 14:24:05 | 115.32 | 97% |
| 94237 | 2023-07-31 15:51:50 | 133.22 | 98% |
| 91411 | 2023-03-02 16:46:56 | 129.46 | 99% |
| 85500 | 2021-03-06 20:14:01 | 133.16 | 98% |
| 83506 | 2021-01-16 12:17:15 | 150.00 | 100% |
| 77721 | 2020-09-15 18:44:11 | 130.72 | 98% |
| 77332 | 2020-09-07 16:20:05 | 135.13 | 98% |
| 74011 | 2019-08-19 16:27:12 | 114.91 | 97% |
| 63605 | 2018-12-07 23:22:55 | 134.50 | 99% |
| 60870 | 2018-11-13 03:08:21 | 146.02 | 99% |
| 55449 | 2017-09-22 19:26:08 | 137.17 | 99% |
| 44289 | 2017-02-08 03:15:22 | 137.42 | 97% |
| 41202 | 2016-08-26 18:48:03 | 112.98 | 94% |
| 40556 | 2012-05-10 01:50:23 | 142.49 | 98% |
| 40551 | 2012-05-07 03:21:21 | 111.46 | 91% |
| 40336 | 2012-03-28 18:57:56 | 116.24 | 94% |
| 40315 | 2012-03-28 00:21:49 | 144.40 | 97% |
| 40043 | 2012-03-10 19:42:33 | 124.39 | 93% |
| 39382 | 2012-02-13 23:47:00 | 142.34 | 98% |
| 39047 | 2012-02-05 21:51:27 | 135.22 | 97% |
| 36556 | 2011-11-08 18:46:01 | 110.95 | 91% |
| 36298 | 2011-11-03 16:28:21 | 127.99 | 95% |
| 36014 | 2011-10-26 20:33:17 | 131.05 | 97% |
| 35881 | 2011-10-22 00:34:48 | 120.71 | 93% |
| 35623 | 2011-10-10 19:17:19 | 140.82 | 98% |
| 35184 | 2011-09-20 12:34:05 | 111.31 | 91% |
| 35180 | 2011-09-20 12:31:01 | 124.52 | 95% |
| 34939 | 2011-09-13 23:11:53 | 136.24 | 96% |
| 33618 | 2011-08-13 21:20:43 | 122.64 | 97% |
| 33207 | 2011-07-21 00:22:10 | 137.28 | 99% |
| 32789 | 2011-07-11 12:49:18 | 112.02 | 92% |
| 32396 | 2011-07-01 19:38:17 | 120.79 | 97% |
| 32302 | 2011-06-30 12:31:58 | 118.05 | 96% |
| 31816 | 2011-06-21 23:13:48 | 113.66 | 94% |
| 30941 | 2011-06-07 15:07:23 | 105.88 | 92% |
| 30471 | 2011-05-29 21:48:27 | 131.38 | 99% |
| 30459 | 2011-05-29 21:37:30 | 128.44 | 97% |
| 30361 | 2011-05-27 23:18:00 | 126.05 | 98% |
| 30356 | 2011-05-27 21:30:42 | 123.44 | 96% |
| 30266 | 2011-05-26 20:07:14 | 134.66 | 97% |
| 29893 | 2011-05-18 23:54:11 | 122.17 | 94% |
| 29868 | 2011-05-17 23:00:44 | 126.12 | 96% |
| 28142 | 2011-04-05 22:43:36 | 125.60 | 97% |
| 27392 | 2011-03-20 15:17:08 | 114.59 | |
| 26930 | 2011-03-11 22:08:45 | 115.54 | |
| 26132 | 2011-02-22 16:47:35 | 122.13 | |
| 25976 | 2011-02-18 16:08:26 | 120.99 | |
| 25536 | 2011-02-12 15:26:00 | 118.23 | |
| 25286 | 2011-02-09 15:55:06 | 128.06 | |
| 24730 | 2011-01-25 02:29:36 | 122.49 | |
| 24644 | 2011-01-22 03:21:33 | 119.76 | |
| 23993 | 2010-12-18 19:56:28 | 107.18 | |
| 23557 | 2010-12-02 02:28:40 | 126.01 | |
| 22963 | 2010-11-12 03:46:53 | 111.68 | |
| 22890 | 2010-11-10 18:24:21 | 113.80 | |
| 22490 | 2010-10-29 01:41:56 | 111.38 | |
| 22002 | 2010-10-23 17:52:37 | 125.20 | |
| 21364 | 2010-10-14 06:30:56 | 110.37 | |
| 20916 | 2010-10-07 22:50:28 | 111.92 | |
| 20821 | 2010-10-07 03:35:07 | 115.91 | |
| 19867 | 2010-09-25 20:08:24 | 121.82 | |
| 19626 | 2010-09-24 00:29:22 | 122.52 | |
| 19207 | 2010-09-18 22:54:29 | 97.11 | |
| 18988 | 2010-09-16 20:21:30 | 116.56 | |
| 18843 | 2010-09-15 00:27:39 | 113.67 | |
| 18652 | 2010-09-13 03:00:13 | 108.45 | |
| 17938 | 2010-09-07 15:07:12 | 119.17 | |
| 17304 | 2010-09-03 17:25:51 | 109.72 | |
| 17303 | 2010-09-03 17:24:51 | 124.99 | |
| 17079 | 2010-09-01 04:20:05 | 110.07 | |
| 17037 | 2010-08-31 19:49:30 | 115.76 | |
| 16752 | 2010-08-27 22:33:36 | 114.65 | |
| 16551 | 2010-08-23 19:17:15 | 113.72 | |
| 15848 | 2010-08-14 03:19:20 | 110.67 | |
| 15551 | 2010-08-11 23:17:27 | 104.32 | |
| 15386 | 2010-08-11 02:28:18 | 109.53 | |
| 15128 | 2010-08-08 20:54:25 | 114.08 | |
| 14762 | 2010-08-05 23:07:58 | 109.62 | |
| 13486 | 2010-07-26 05:41:37 | 110.86 | |
| 12702 | 2010-07-18 20:37:21 | 107.42 | |
| 12319 | 2010-07-14 22:05:39 | 114.08 | |
| 12250 | 2010-07-14 05:07:47 | 110.29 | |
| 11385 | 2010-07-07 02:06:26 | 109.81 | |
| 10605 | 2010-07-02 02:30:48 | 118.44 | |
| 10168 | 2010-06-28 03:21:13 | 113.57 | |
| 10022 | 2010-06-26 22:17:51 | 116.61 | |
| 9974 | 2010-06-26 19:23:17 | 106.86 | |
| 9711 | 2010-06-24 04:36:30 | 106.87 | |
| 9539 | 2010-06-22 19:00:47 | 111.23 | |
| 9383 | 2010-06-20 05:12:34 | 106.01 | |
| 9138 | 2010-06-18 00:08:02 | 115.60 | |
| 8207 | 2010-06-06 17:59:06 | 111.43 | |
| 8010 | 2010-06-03 19:17:05 | 111.72 | |
| 7863 | 2010-06-01 19:10:08 | 105.69 | |
| 6137 | 2010-05-13 05:37:56 | 109.45 | |
| 5789 | 2010-05-05 03:32:06 | 101.88 | |
| 5753 | 2010-05-04 05:16:06 | 112.84 | |
| 5196 | 2010-04-19 21:22:57 | 108.46 | |
| 5100 | 2010-04-16 04:59:11 | 102.45 | |
| 4564 | 2010-02-17 22:46:55 | 98.03 | |
| 4431 | 2009-12-17 21:33:46 | 115.56 | |
| 4378 | 2009-12-16 23:17:35 | 111.47 | |
| 4222 | 2009-12-15 14:35:01 | 95.08 | |
| 4215 | 2009-12-15 14:24:53 | 108.28 | |
| 4196 | 2009-12-15 04:01:05 | 114.04 | |
| 4130 | 2009-12-14 00:06:13 | 105.48 | |
| 4127 | 2009-12-14 00:02:20 | 113.41 | |
| 3648 | 2009-12-05 22:47:10 | 102.30 | |
| 2443 | 2009-11-23 22:43:47 | 110.07 | |
| 2247 | 2009-11-22 20:06:19 | 91.91 | |
| 2207 | 2009-11-22 16:41:18 | 94.81 | |
| 1798 | 2009-11-20 03:14:26 | 116.65 | |
| 1665 | 2009-11-18 05:30:02 | 114.98 | |
| 1605 | 2009-11-18 01:00:50 | 101.06 | |
| 1549 | 2009-11-17 19:58:20 | 110.06 | |
| 1332 | 2009-11-16 04:40:33 | 112.06 | |
| 1217 | 2009-11-16 00:09:45 | 125.13 | |
| 1147 | 2009-11-15 22:03:34 | 108.01 | |
| 795 | 2009-11-12 22:56:50 | 127.57 | |
| 477 | 2009-11-10 00:54:01 | 110.81 | |
| 173 | 2009-11-08 01:53:18 | 105.48 |