Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 58864 | 2023-05-29 19:39:20 | 108.74 | 97% |
| 58090 | 2023-05-24 07:04:51 | 96.25 | 97% |
| 57721 | 2023-03-17 11:40:08 | 112.49 | 98% |
| 52032 | 2021-08-09 10:09:23 | 121.99 | 97% |
| 51832 | 2021-08-08 09:22:09 | 133.97 | 98% |
| 51030 | 2021-08-02 18:26:50 | 81.27 | 95% |
| 42494 | 2018-09-10 13:30:29 | 98.79 | 95% |
| 36355 | 2018-04-04 15:43:00 | 102.56 | 97% |
| 34541 | 2018-02-16 11:55:35 | 118.40 | 98% |
| 24421 | 2017-05-14 07:37:03 | 102.38 | 88% |
| 23524 | 2017-03-13 12:55:44 | 100.20 | 83% |
| 19300 | 2016-11-14 19:30:15 | 97.33 | 94% |
| 19164 | 2016-11-13 11:02:33 | 90.38 | 80% |
| 18150 | 2016-08-20 06:44:09 | 94.41 | 87% |
| 16186 | 2016-06-27 17:03:57 | 101.20 | 89% |
| 15407 | 2016-06-17 18:06:01 | 89.45 | 79% |
| 15271 | 2016-06-16 16:04:22 | 103.70 | 92% |
| 14229 | 2016-05-26 12:33:33 | 94.10 | 89% |
| 13535 | 2016-05-09 16:36:20 | 93.56 | 85% |
| 12341 | 2016-01-05 18:45:30 | 91.97 | 93% |
| 11975 | 2013-12-23 13:01:06 | 88.52 | 90% |
| 11883 | 2013-10-26 23:52:01 | 85.35 | 93% |
| 11521 | 2013-07-04 00:22:05 | 90.47 | 92% |
| 11395 | 2013-05-18 02:03:44 | 105.16 | 97% |
| 10598 | 2012-09-10 21:12:16 | 103.57 | 95% |
| 10259 | 2012-09-02 07:37:21 | 100.68 | 95% |
| 8324 | 2012-05-31 20:39:58 | 75.50 | 87% |
| 7819 | 2012-05-25 08:49:53 | 96.18 | 95% |
| 7744 | 2012-05-24 10:12:15 | 80.67 | 93% |
| 7511 | 2012-05-15 16:03:25 | 81.82 | 91% |
| 7504 | 2012-05-15 15:58:04 | 98.48 | 96% |
| 6531 | 2012-04-14 19:54:21 | 78.43 | 93% |
| 6217 | 2012-03-09 22:30:09 | 98.87 | 94% |
| 6182 | 2012-03-09 21:59:27 | 97.14 | 97% |
| 5693 | 2012-03-04 20:30:37 | 94.02 | 96% |
| 5122 | 2012-02-25 17:41:21 | 81.87 | 94% |
| 4654 | 2012-02-14 22:45:41 | 89.95 | 95% |
| 3134 | 2012-01-16 15:54:52 | 89.86 | 97% |
| 1629 | 2011-12-26 01:36:09 | 68.75 | 91% |
| 1533 | 2011-12-26 00:07:32 | 83.60 | 96% |
| 908 | 2009-06-09 22:28:43 | 67.60 | |
| 888 | 2009-05-11 09:59:38 | 58.26 | |
| 699 | 2009-04-07 19:01:04 | 72.53 | |
| 661 | 2009-04-06 21:23:40 | 70.62 | |
| 536 | 2009-04-03 12:11:54 | 69.83 | |
| 454 | 2009-03-24 21:19:24 | 69.18 | |
| 230 | 2009-02-20 23:59:02 | 76.16 |