Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 51590 | 2021-08-07 20:15:25 | 118.02 | 98% |
| 47471 | 2019-06-03 17:37:16 | 117.47 | 98% |
| 47005 | 2019-04-18 08:58:00 | 130.50 | 98% |
| 43796 | 2018-11-29 10:33:29 | 115.57 | 98% |
| 37900 | 2018-05-09 04:30:43 | 87.81 | 97% |
| 34328 | 2018-02-11 20:19:09 | 126.54 | 99% |
| 28090 | 2017-10-22 08:57:25 | 127.17 | 99% |