Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3820 | 2021-01-21 03:38:51 | 71.13 | 98% |
| 1098 | 2020-12-31 05:49:45 | 57.00 | 96% |