Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25850 | 2016-09-30 08:39:31 | 126.70 | 99% |
| 23343 | 2012-08-01 22:21:19 | 108.47 | 98% |
| 22170 | 2012-01-26 16:44:54 | 98.21 | 95% |
| 21834 | 2012-01-18 18:05:25 | 82.75 | 92% |
| 19689 | 2011-09-26 12:17:41 | 107.14 | 97% |
| 18544 | 2011-09-10 06:49:57 | 97.27 | 93% |
| 18243 | 2011-09-08 05:36:41 | 80.26 | 92% |
| 16859 | 2011-07-20 13:33:03 | 93.51 | 96% |
| 16084 | 2011-07-06 14:39:31 | 76.35 | 94% |
| 14552 | 2011-05-21 08:05:19 | 94.30 | 98% |
| 13614 | 2011-05-04 10:53:48 | 96.67 | 99% |
| 13477 | 2011-05-04 07:13:48 | 93.58 | 98% |
| 13456 | 2011-05-04 00:28:14 | 93.31 | 97% |
| 12505 | 2011-04-28 06:09:42 | 87.52 | |
| 10512 | 2011-01-30 16:14:30 | 84.61 | |
| 10329 | 2011-01-27 17:34:23 | 90.29 | |
| 10299 | 2011-01-27 14:58:10 | 89.25 | |
| 10190 | 2011-01-25 21:16:27 | 79.55 | |
| 10134 | 2011-01-25 17:25:57 | 87.56 | |
| 8859 | 2011-01-14 14:34:28 | 87.93 | |
| 8108 | 2011-01-11 15:16:11 | 88.15 | |
| 8062 | 2011-01-11 12:26:05 | 81.95 | |
| 7897 | 2011-01-10 16:29:55 | 83.25 | |
| 7602 | 2011-01-08 04:54:02 | 65.91 | |
| 6614 | 2011-01-04 14:32:46 | 79.21 | |
| 6597 | 2011-01-04 14:11:20 | 76.83 | |
| 6141 | 2011-01-02 13:01:02 | 90.59 | |
| 5020 | 2010-11-28 12:17:39 | 73.40 | |
| 3588 | 2010-11-01 10:07:51 | 75.01 | |
| 3066 | 2010-10-27 01:04:49 | 53.33 | |
| 2785 | 2010-10-25 09:07:14 | 75.75 | |
| 2749 | 2010-10-25 06:54:13 | 70.16 | |
| 2477 | 2010-10-20 08:59:59 | 82.70 | |
| 1678 | 2010-10-08 04:09:29 | 78.62 | |
| 1196 | 2010-10-03 03:59:34 | 71.26 | |
| 995 | 2010-10-02 07:55:45 | 48.45 | |
| 125 | 2010-09-27 00:40:05 | 80.47 |