I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6908 | 2025-03-14 04:19:35 | 106.61 | 97.7% |
| 1561 | 2025-01-03 06:13:03 | 81.15 | 96.2% |
| 986 | 2024-12-27 17:04:09 | 76.46 | 95.7% |