I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1571 | 2025-02-12 12:54:49 | 89.23 | 97.9% |
| 1311 | 2025-01-31 14:09:39 | 93.43 | 100% |