I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3829 | 2024-12-24 19:30:40 | 115.77 | 97.3% |
| 2649 | 2024-10-22 19:07:29 | 122.97 | 98.8% |
| 2079 | 2024-10-07 16:40:59 | 111.66 | 98.3% |