Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15487 | 2020-03-22 19:20:21 | 129.36 | 99% |
| 9804 | 2017-11-21 01:28:25 | 125.90 | 99% |
| 9034 | 2017-11-17 14:52:23 | 129.42 | 99% |