Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10542 | 2019-07-19 00:51:21 | 87.51 | 98% |
| 8453 | 2018-09-25 22:04:04 | 73.66 | 96% |
| 6806 | 2018-04-19 15:43:00 | 69.44 | 97% |
| 5223 | 2018-04-03 16:40:56 | 73.17 | 97% |
| 5207 | 2018-04-03 16:14:29 | 67.80 | 97% |
| 4349 | 2018-03-26 01:22:09 | 71.84 | 97% |
| 4114 | 2018-03-23 20:16:49 | 66.22 | 96% |
| 1636 | 2018-02-08 18:48:16 | 57.63 | 96% |
| 693 | 2018-01-29 21:34:10 | 54.78 | 96% |