Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3174 | 2021-08-21 06:22:23 | 77.08 | 98% |
| 1465 | 2021-04-30 02:00:51 | 74.08 | 97% |