Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2884 | 2022-01-15 01:54:43 | 102.44 | 97% |
| 1906 | 2021-07-07 17:47:19 | 111.57 | 97% |
| 513 | 2020-11-21 05:36:29 | 94.03 | 97% |