Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10428 | 2022-12-13 20:51:36 | 86.31 | 99% |
| 4931 | 2022-03-20 18:30:41 | 83.00 | 100% |
| 4074 | 2021-04-23 16:51:23 | 71.76 | 98% |
| 3304 | 2021-04-04 16:16:20 | 81.53 | 99% |
| 3005 | 2021-04-02 00:47:05 | 66.41 | 97% |
| 669 | 2018-06-27 01:58:51 | 59.73 | 99% |