Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2197 | 2023-09-09 23:19:28 | 127.53 | 98% |
| 2038 | 2023-01-13 06:01:11 | 132.03 | 98% |