Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2495 | 2023-03-12 17:58:55 | 55.04 | 95% |
| 1971 | 2023-03-02 14:01:32 | 42.11 | 94% |
| 328 | 2022-09-15 12:35:24 | 29.90 | 92% |