Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2366 | 2021-03-05 06:08:20 | 67.92 | 98% |
| 2097 | 2020-12-07 23:59:31 | 62.07 | 96% |
| 1140 | 2017-06-10 20:54:32 | 63.86 | 98% |
| 599 | 2017-05-22 00:12:31 | 56.28 | 92% |
| 318 | 2017-05-14 04:56:51 | 72.67 | 98% |