Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20028 | 2022-03-28 10:07:40 | 117.75 | 100% |
| 18471 | 2021-08-26 10:42:18 | 100.15 | 97% |
| 16325 | 2021-07-30 12:42:27 | 76.66 | 95% |
| 16282 | 2021-07-30 05:47:07 | 98.32 | 98% |
| 14330 | 2021-07-02 05:32:55 | 90.99 | 97% |
| 12478 | 2021-06-09 12:06:56 | 89.21 | 98% |
| 10644 | 2021-04-05 02:37:27 | 70.15 | 95% |
| 9979 | 2021-03-30 04:44:52 | 77.81 | 95% |
| 4492 | 2021-01-04 16:39:35 | 59.18 | 94% |