Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11960 | 2023-03-03 06:08:00 | 73.25 | 96% |
| 9748 | 2022-01-17 11:19:05 | 68.22 | 96% |
| 8188 | 2021-10-30 07:33:48 | 58.02 | 92% |
| 6365 | 2021-09-17 06:59:35 | 69.53 | 97% |
| 113 | 2020-10-01 15:37:30 | 58.20 | 95% |