Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2316 | 2021-10-04 18:49:18 | 68.94 | 96% |
| 1930 | 2021-07-30 15:33:12 | 67.25 | 96% |