Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1978 | 2021-08-31 18:22:45 | 77.90 | 95% |
| 853 | 2021-01-28 15:05:59 | 57.64 | 92.1% |