Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11019 | 2023-05-03 06:45:41 | 109.79 | 99% |
| 8615 | 2022-10-15 07:29:18 | 102.19 | 99% |
| 6161 | 2022-08-02 04:12:50 | 97.98 | 100% |
| 5040 | 2022-03-25 13:49:46 | 86.50 | 99% |