Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2584 | 2024-08-21 16:24:53 | 89.10 | 96.9% |
| 1984 | 2024-03-26 00:18:26 | 83.50 | 97.6% |