Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2897 | 2020-10-27 14:13:15 | 60.11 | 98% |
| 2152 | 2020-10-09 16:24:11 | 56.64 | 96% |