Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2983 | 2017-10-21 16:40:31 | 123.88 | 98% |
| 2042 | 2017-07-17 01:26:26 | 96.10 | 96% |
| 1457 | 2017-06-15 18:18:43 | 121.78 | 98% |