Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20878 | 2022-05-30 09:52:43 | 72.58 | 97% |
| 19414 | 2022-04-22 10:53:32 | 77.36 | 97% |
| 19409 | 2022-04-22 10:46:37 | 70.93 | 96% |
| 15957 | 2021-02-22 23:44:00 | 63.48 | 97.5% |
| 14297 | 2021-02-06 19:32:19 | 76.80 | 96.4% |
| 14158 | 2021-02-05 06:35:43 | 65.01 | 96.2% |
| 9790 | 2020-10-09 17:50:37 | 62.75 | 96% |