Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 38450 | 2023-07-28 16:12:20 | 95.96 | 98% |
| 34067 | 2023-07-05 14:13:31 | 85.49 | 97% |
| 32587 | 2022-04-20 15:10:23 | 80.96 | 98% |
| 31427 | 2021-06-07 14:47:52 | 85.82 | 99% |
| 30196 | 2019-05-05 20:20:56 | 87.76 | 96% |
| 26007 | 2018-07-14 22:37:17 | 84.72 | 97% |
| 25853 | 2018-07-14 16:02:18 | 91.04 | 97% |
| 20285 | 2017-12-13 04:37:24 | 74.47 | 96% |
| 19616 | 2017-12-02 02:34:31 | 74.14 | 94% |
| 19568 | 2017-12-01 23:37:02 | 84.55 | 97% |
| 15898 | 2017-11-11 19:23:20 | 73.27 | 95% |
| 14805 | 2017-11-06 23:20:50 | 82.84 | 97% |
| 14656 | 2017-11-06 00:18:18 | 81.52 | 96% |
| 9315 | 2017-02-05 01:48:03 | 83.28 | 95% |