Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2442 | 2023-11-07 17:56:39 | 92.56 | 96% |
| 1547 | 2023-09-04 18:36:38 | 100.62 | 96.6% |
| 1306 | 2023-08-28 22:26:54 | 75.32 | 95.5% |