Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3436 | 2021-10-03 20:49:48 | 53.98 | 94% |
| 2931 | 2021-09-23 13:34:06 | 55.87 | 95% |
| 810 | 2021-08-06 11:13:16 | 46.01 | 94% |