Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 239 | 2021-03-31 02:40:40 | 33.87 | 95% |
| 158 | 2021-02-11 06:06:49 | 33.02 | 95% |