Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10394 | 2023-10-19 03:13:35 | 68.50 | 96.9% |
| 274 | 2022-06-11 07:01:39 | 53.96 | 95% |