Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7327 | 2024-11-24 20:59:22 | 95.65 | 98.7% |
| 5846 | 2022-03-15 12:28:02 | 86.50 | 98% |
| 4885 | 2021-04-05 20:47:22 | 73.87 | 97% |