Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4385 | 2024-06-22 09:27:55 | 72.65 | 98% |
| 1163 | 2017-05-21 18:03:14 | 53.62 | 93% |
| 976 | 2017-05-10 07:38:29 | 56.11 | 95% |