Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5960 | 2021-01-31 21:14:49 | 94.04 | 98% |
| 5322 | 2021-01-21 08:35:28 | 84.47 | 97% |
| 3178 | 2020-12-28 21:52:37 | 96.89 | 98% |