Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16045 | 2021-12-09 12:22:26 | 132.97 | 99% |
| 9945 | 2020-03-02 12:21:00 | 113.86 | 97% |
| 3397 | 2018-02-15 16:34:15 | 86.36 | 96% |
| 2095 | 2017-11-28 03:22:22 | 79.70 | 96% |