Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 309 | 2017-05-23 19:51:45 | 78.88 | 94% |
| 209 | 2017-04-25 08:50:06 | 77.13 | 97% |