Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2684 | 2023-03-18 10:28:27 | 72.66 | 96% |
| 891 | 2022-05-13 08:02:07 | 57.11 | 96% |
| 282 | 2022-04-10 13:59:56 | 53.23 | 96% |