Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 610 | 2021-01-20 13:25:12 | 40.59 | 92% |
| 291 | 2020-12-17 07:20:00 | 31.82 | 93% |
| 73 | 2020-12-10 09:14:52 | 28.83 | 93% |