Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12079 | 2022-01-23 13:36:03 | 63.56 | 94% |
| 8937 | 2021-10-18 16:45:53 | 63.63 | 95% |
| 5703 | 2021-08-20 13:39:23 | 61.89 | 96% |
| 4090 | 2021-07-31 05:28:45 | 64.35 | 97% |
| 3738 | 2021-07-26 11:20:19 | 67.18 | 97% |
| 1718 | 2021-06-09 09:34:51 | 61.93 | 98% |
| 1153 | 2021-05-25 06:37:41 | 62.27 | 96% |