Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1382 | 2023-10-06 16:32:44 | 83.28 | 97.1% |
| 571 | 2023-09-09 14:15:13 | 75.97 | 97% |