Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 296 | 2021-02-28 15:02:32 | 62.04 | 93.8% |
| 226 | 2021-02-25 19:41:47 | 60.39 | 94.7% |