Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 917 | 2021-12-18 13:28:30 | 88.42 | 98% |
| 719 | 2019-02-05 21:53:00 | 79.04 | 97% |