Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15753 | 2021-07-07 13:18:21 | 85.82 | 98% |
| 13086 | 2021-04-22 11:28:26 | 75.42 | 99% |
| 11661 | 2021-02-08 16:11:29 | 74.98 | 98% |
| 10887 | 2020-12-15 12:47:31 | 78.22 | 97% |
| 8496 | 2020-10-22 15:54:24 | 76.12 | 97% |
| 6239 | 2020-09-05 13:54:22 | 59.49 | 95% |