Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8914 | 2022-04-18 17:01:38 | 121.61 | 99% |
| 6250 | 2021-04-28 18:33:43 | 86.25 | 96% |