Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1187 | 2021-04-28 21:23:43 | 58.39 | 93% |
| 339 | 2021-02-07 22:25:14 | 52.14 | 95% |