Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 507 | 2020-09-11 20:54:22 | 38.78 | 96% |
| 436 | 2020-09-08 14:21:23 | 35.84 | 95% |